Archive for Miss Makeover
MISS MAKEOVER: STRAP-ONS – Miss Plum, dicks and dickheads
Posted by: | Comments“I’ve got a new toy,” said Miss Plum, whose ample curves I’m very fond of. Not to mention her demure smile, her throaty laugh, and her humungous hooters. “It’s a fat, thick cock.” “Sounds like Chris Moyles,” I say
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MISS MAKEOVER: STRAP-ONS – Miss Plum, dicks and dickheads
Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES
Posted by: | CommentsTime they made hetero sexuality legal, grumbled Eric Morecambe impersonator Philip Larkin, complaining about the legalisation of homosexuality. “But they have made it legal,” said one of the wedlock junkies he was embroiled with. “It’s called marriage.” A bit too legal, he grumbled. He was afraid to die so spent about fifty years avoiding life
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Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES
Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Posted by: | CommentsFOXY BOXING Have you ever tried to elicit sympathy for a badly sprained wrist? If you have you’ll know that you won’t get any.
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Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”
Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Posted by: | CommentsMiss Makeover says… My mother is difficult. And I am impossible. Let’s drop the euphemisms
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Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER
Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Posted by: | CommentsSome clever dick said there would be less trouble in the world if we all stayed at home. I say ‘I love you’ is the problem. How many times have I heard it when I didn’t want to?
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Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS
Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS
Posted by: | CommentsFETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS by Miss Makeover Americans tend to think there are codes for everything
Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
Posted by: | CommentsMARTIN AMIS: BREASTS OR BOTTOMS?
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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms
In Praise of Rounder Women
Posted by: | CommentsIN PRAISE OF ROUNDER WOMEN My friend Miss Plum doesn’t care about her ample poundage. Well, she used to. There was the usual teenage bulimia, the odd suicide attempt, slimming down to a skeleton on speed, then ballooning back up on a diet of Guinness and cream cakes
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In Praise of Rounder Women
I picked my tawse up…
Posted by: | CommentsThis’ll make you tingle, you hard-arsed bitch. I gave her three quick, hard whacks.
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I picked my tawse up…
Geezer Said He’d Spank Me, Long and Hard, Good and Proper
Posted by: | CommentsGeezer Hardnut said he’d spank me if and when I ever sobered up, long and hard, good and proper. I remember him speaking very quietly when he said my bottom would be red raw, I remember getting wet, then frightened because he meant it.
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Geezer Said He’d Spank Me, Long and Hard, Good and Proper
